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Jay and Silent Bob are fictional characters portrayed by Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith , respectively, in Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse , a fictional universe created and used in most of the films, comics, and television programs written and produced by Smith, beginning with Clerks.
The characters are shown spending most of their time selling marijuana in front of the convenience store in the Clerks films. In Clerks: The Animated Series , they were also shown selling illegal fireworks.
Silent Bob's distinguishing features are his former heavy smoking habit, long coat which turns into a Jedi robe, long dark hair, beard, and white backwards baseball cap.
He was raised Catholic , and is a gadgetry genius. True to his name, Silent Bob rarely speaks, but when he does, he often has something eloquent or logical to say, delivering thought-provoking monologues to the other characters only in appropriate situations minus one instance where Jay was so oblivious to the obvious clue needed to find a lost orangutan that Silent Bob grabbed him and shouted, "The sign on the back of the car said 'Critters of Hollywood,' you dumb fuck!
Silent Bob is often angered by Jay and when Silent Bob does speak, he will sometimes trash Jay, particularly in Chasing Amy in which Silent Bob gave a long speech and in Clerks II where he points out when he speaks he usually says something intelligent, whereas Jay says something stupid.
Jay is slim, has long blonde hair and towers over Silent Bob. In several of the later View Askewniverse films, Jay wears a black knit cap.
In contrast to Silent Bob, Jay speaks frequently and offensively and often treats people with aggression or bullying, including Silent Bob. Jay's excessive cursing seems due to influence from his uncaring mother, who is shown continually using profanity in front of him.
His first word was "fuck". He is also very active in trying to seduce several women. Kevin Smith has stated that he sees Jay as ambisexual : "Jay—who's always talking about women—is a character a lot of young hetero guys identify with.
But I think Jay's really ambisexual. So it's nice to throw them a curveball to open up their perspective a bit. If I can lead a few cats into being a bit more tolerant, I feel pretty good.
In Dogma , 13th Apostle Rufus asserts that Jay masturbates more than anyone else, and that he thinks about men when doing so; in response to Silent Bob's shocked expression, Jay claims merely that he does not 'always' think of men while doing so.
He may say this merely to get Dante and Randal to humiliate themselves, but after Silent Bob's disgusted look, he retracts the demand.
Clerks , released in , is the first film to feature Jay and Silent Bob. In the View Askewniverse continuity, it takes place the day after Mallrats.
Jay and Silent Bob return to their primary business location in front of Quick Stop. Throughout the day, they are seen dancing, loitering, and harassing pedestrians.
Silent Bob enters the store to buy powdered sugar while Jay goes inside to steal food. In addition, the duo hangs out with Silent Bob's Russian cousin Olaf, who runs a heavy metal band and is looking to do a gig in New York City.
Aware of Dante's love triangle with Caitlin Bree and Veronica, Silent Bob says to him, "You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, dude.
But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. Although it was filmed one year later, the events in Mallrats , released in , occur one day before the events in Clerks.
As fate would have it, a local game show called Truth or Date , which is set to feature Brandi, is to be filmed at the mall that day.
Brodie asks Jay and Silent Bob to make sure the show does not happen, and Jay says they were going to destroy the stage anyway, for lack of anything better to do.
They make several attempts to destroy the stage, but fail. Later, they help Brodie and T. Jay incapacitates the male contestants on Truth or Date by getting them stoned , which allows Brodie and T.
Silent Bob overrides the production's video input, allowing him to play a video tape of Rene's new boyfriend, Shannon Hamilton Ben Affleck , having sex with a minor.
The film concludes with Brodie and T. In this film, Silent Bob is revealed to be an electronics expert and won a science fair in eighth grade by turning his mother's vibrator into a CD player using " chicken wire and shit".
Chasing Amy , released in , reveals that in the years since the events of Clerks , Jay and Silent Bob have found out that comic book artists Holden McNeil Ben Affleck and Banky Edwards Jason Lee created a popular independent comic book series entitled Bluntman and Chronic which stars the duo.
Though their love is initially passionate, the relationship begins to deteriorate when Holden discovers Alyssa's past.
Toward the end of the film, Jay and Silent Bob meet Holden to accept their likeness rights payment, and during this meeting, Silent Bob tells Holden the story of his former girlfriend Amy.
Silent Bob explains, in his longest speech to date, that much like in Holden's relationship with Alyssa, he became distressed at the revelation of Amy's sexual past, specifically that she had engaged in a threesome.
Upon discovering this, he broke up with her, only to realize much later that he was wrong. He was not annoyed at her; rather, he felt embarrassed and crest-fallen, as if he would never be enough given his lack of experience, but by the time he realized this, it was too late, and she had moved on.
He has since spent his life "chasing Amy, so to speak". Moved by Silent Bob's story, Holden devises a plan to fix his relationship with Alyssa, but as in Silent Bob's past relationship, it is too late.
Holden passes the reins of power over the Bluntman and Chronic comic and creates a new comic named Chasing Amy , based on the relationship.
The events in Dogma , released in , take place after their disappointing adventure in the fictional Shermer, Illinois the events of which are chronicled in the comic book story " Chasing Dogma ".
Jay and Silent Bob decide to go back home to New Jersey. Though she is unaware of the fact, Bethany is the last living relative of Jesus. She has been charged with the holy quest of stopping two fallen angels, Bartleby Ben Affleck and Loki Matt Damon , from entering a church in New Jersey.
The two angels were expelled from Heaven after Loki got drunk, quit his position as the Angel of Death, and gave the finger to God; they realize that they can exploit a doctrinal loophole and get back into heaven if they lose their wings, are absolved of their sins, and then die by some means other than suicide.
Bartleby reasons that entering the church in New Jersey will automatically forgive all of their sins, as total remission of sins had been granted to whomever visited that specific church on a specific date, thus allowing them to return to Heaven.
Though they do not know it, if the two were to return to heaven this way, they would overturn God's decision, thus "proving God wrong" and unmaking all of existence.
The Metatron Alan Rickman tells Bethany that she is to follow two people who refer to themselves as " prophets ".
This turns out to be Jay and Silent Bob, who rescue Bethany from some thugs. She believes they are the prophets by Jay's statement that he "could have stayed in Jersey and at least made himself a 'profit'".
Though initially only interested in sex , Jay and Silent Bob agree to let her come with them. Jay and Silent Bob fulfill their roles as prophets: they predict the arrival of Rufus Chris Rock , the 13th apostle, who was left out of the Bible because he was black; they lead the others to former Muse Serendipity Salma Hayek ; they procure the divine instrument that will stop Azrael; Jay reveals the location of God "John Doe Jersey" ; and ultimately, though inadvertently, they provide Bethany with the solution to preventing Armageddon.
The Apostle Rufus also reveals that Jay entertains homosexual fantasies when masturbating causing Jay to reassure an uncomfortable Silent Bob, by explaining that he does not 'always' think about men.
During the journey, they also encounter Bartleby and Loki, and a host of demons who in rebellion against Hell are trying to help the angels cause the end of the world.
Silent Bob also speaks, saying "no ticket" a reference to Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade after throwing the rebel angels off a moving train, then being stared at by a speechless and concerned passenger.
Once at the church, Jay and Silent Bob, along with the others, try to stop the angels from entering. Loki has a change of heart and tries to help them out, but is killed by Bartleby in the process.
Though their efforts to fight Bartleby are unsuccessful in fact, Jay accidentally helps Bartleby out by shooting his wings off with a MAC , turning him to a mortal , God Alanis Morissette arrives, and proceeds to set things in order.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back , released in , takes place eight years after the events of Clerks. Having no place to loiter, they decide to pay a visit to Brodie Jason Lee , where they learn that Miramax Films is making a Bluntman and Chronic film.
They visit Holden McNeil, co-creator of the characters, and ask for the money that belongs to them for using their likenesses in the film, only to find out that he sold his half of the rights to Bluntman and Chronic to the other co-creator Banky Edwards Jason Lee ; after Holden introduces them to the internet, they also discover that a number of people have bashed the upcoming film and insulted Jay and Silent Bob numerous times.
Jay and Silent Bob decide that they must defend their honor, and embark on a road trip to Hollywood to stop the movie from being made and protect their reputations.
After being refused passage on a bus for not having tickets, they decide to hitch-hike there, and stop at a local Mooby's restaurant, whereupon Jay falls victim to love at first sight with Justice Shannon Elizabeth , an international jewel thief posing as an animal rights activist.
Justice offers them a ride under the pretense that they are traveling cross country to release animals from an animal-testing facility, much to the unhappiness of her partners Chrissy Ali Larter , Missy Jennifer Schwalbach Smith , and Sissy Eliza Dushku.
Once inside the facility, Jay and Silent Bob find a tranquilizer gun and the ape, an orangutan named Suzanne a reference to the ending scene in "Mallrats".
After springing her from her cage, Silent Bob becomes sympathetic for the other animals, so they let them loose, as well. In the meantime, the four women escape with the diamonds and place a bomb on the van; Jay and Silent Bob witness the van explode, and while assuming that Justice is dead, they manage to escape just as the authorities arrive.
Federal Wildlife Marshall Willenholly Will Ferrell arrives to take over the case, as it involves the release of animals. Suzanne is subsequently taken by the occupants of a car labeled "Critters of Hollywood".
Jay laments that they will never see Suzanne again, only to have Silent Bob angrily, and loudly, explain that the sign on the car also calling Jay a dumbfuck for not getting what Silent Bob's gesturing right after Suzanne was stolen was about indicated that they will probably meet up with Suzanne in Hollywood.
They are eventually able to hitch a ride and make it to Hollywood. There, they evade a security guard Diedrich Bader and make their way through multiple movie sets, including Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season.
They are reunited with Suzanne on the set of the then-fictional Scream 4 , where Suzanne is playing the part of a masked killer.
Pursued by a group of security guards, they are able to escape by riding a bicycle over a ramp a reference to the iconic E.
After learning this, Jay and Bob form a huddle in the corner and decide to beat up Biggs and Van Der Beek, but while their backs are turned, Suzanne does this for them.
Jay and Silent Bob then give the ape the tranquilizer gun and set her loose in the ventilation ducts. They put on the Bluntman and Chronic outfits, so they will not be noticed, but are mistaken for Biggs and Van Der Beek, and are escorted to the set of the movie.
Despite the fact that they do not know what they are doing, once on set, filming begins. At this point, Justice enters the set to confess her love for Jay and admits her profession as a professional jewel thief; an unassuming Jay forgives her and they kiss.
Willenholly reappears with a shotgun, soon followed by Missy, Chrissy, and Sissy. Justice and Sissy fight hand-to-hand, while Missy and Chrissy get into a gun battle with Willenholly.
During the chaos, Jay and Silent Bob locate Banky Edwards and demand their money; after Banky refuses, Silent Bob breaks his silence and explains why Banky can be sued if he does not acquiesce to their demands.
Banky finally agrees to give them half of whatever he makes from the movie. After the fight, Willenholly stands up, believing he has killed Missy and Chrissy.
Suzanne takes this opportunity to shoot him in the buttocks with a tranquilizer dart, incapacitating him; Justice uses the situation to her advantage and offers Willeholly an opportunity to get into the FBI by turning herself in along with Missy, Sissy, and Chrissy, as long as she gets a reduced sentence and the charges against Jay and Silent Bob are dropped.
He agrees and Justice tells Jay to wait for her. Banky approaches Jay and Silent Bob and tells them that they are now rich.
Jay expresses his displeasure at the fact that, despite all of their efforts, they were still unable to stop the internet insults. They decide that the only way to achieve this, using their newfound wealth, is to visit and beat up everyone who had insulted them to the tune of "Kick Some Ass" by Stroke 9.
Now in their early 30s, Jay and Silent Bob had recently bought a car, but they were pulled over for driving with a deployed airbag.
During the search, the police found a stash of marijuana and they were sentenced to six months of rehabilitation, where they become devoutly sober Christians.
Once out of rehab , they are clean, but continue to deal while trying to teach the word of God, in a manner similar to evangelists.
In one scene, Jay even suggests to a couple of buyers that they should read the "Holy Fucking" Bible. The Quick Stop where Dante worked was burned in a fire due to Randal leaving the coffee pot on, and Randal and Dante moved over to the Mooby 's fast food restaurant.
Jay and Silent Bob follow the two there. In the beginning of the film, Jay expresses some disillusionment at being a drug dealer and weighs on other ideas of what to do in life.
At one point during the movie, Jay, knowing boredom is the first step to relapse, dances to the song " Goodbye Horses " by Q Lazzarus after Silent Bob puts the tape in the boom box.
He parodies exactly the same dance done by Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs , complete with the "tuck", although it is alleged Jay has been doing this in real life before Silence of the Lambs was released.
Near the end of the film, they are jailed with Dante, Elias, and Randal, in which a donkey show is hired to celebrate Dante moving away. Jay and Silent Bob were charged for possession of drugs, which violated their probation.
They bear witness to Dante and Randal's fight in the jailhouse, but at first provide no meaningful help, with Silent Bob unable to come up with his usual wisdom and instead criticizing Jay for never contributing to a conversation.
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He was raised Catholic , and is a gadgetry genius. True to his name, Silent Bob rarely speaks, but when he does, he often has something eloquent or logical to say, delivering thought-provoking monologues to the other characters only in appropriate situations minus one instance where Jay was so oblivious to the obvious clue needed to find a lost orangutan that Silent Bob grabbed him and shouted, "The sign on the back of the car said 'Critters of Hollywood,' you dumb fuck!
Silent Bob is often angered by Jay and when Silent Bob does speak, he will sometimes trash Jay, particularly in Chasing Amy in which Silent Bob gave a long speech and in Clerks II where he points out when he speaks he usually says something intelligent, whereas Jay says something stupid.
Jay is slim, has long blonde hair and towers over Silent Bob. In several of the later View Askewniverse films, Jay wears a black knit cap.
In contrast to Silent Bob, Jay speaks frequently and offensively and often treats people with aggression or bullying, including Silent Bob.
Jay's excessive cursing seems due to influence from his uncaring mother, who is shown continually using profanity in front of him.
His first word was "fuck". He is also very active in trying to seduce several women. Kevin Smith has stated that he sees Jay as ambisexual : "Jay—who's always talking about women—is a character a lot of young hetero guys identify with.
But I think Jay's really ambisexual. So it's nice to throw them a curveball to open up their perspective a bit. If I can lead a few cats into being a bit more tolerant, I feel pretty good.
In Dogma , 13th Apostle Rufus asserts that Jay masturbates more than anyone else, and that he thinks about men when doing so; in response to Silent Bob's shocked expression, Jay claims merely that he does not 'always' think of men while doing so.
He may say this merely to get Dante and Randal to humiliate themselves, but after Silent Bob's disgusted look, he retracts the demand.
Clerks , released in , is the first film to feature Jay and Silent Bob. In the View Askewniverse continuity, it takes place the day after Mallrats.
Jay and Silent Bob return to their primary business location in front of Quick Stop. Throughout the day, they are seen dancing, loitering, and harassing pedestrians.
Silent Bob enters the store to buy powdered sugar while Jay goes inside to steal food. In addition, the duo hangs out with Silent Bob's Russian cousin Olaf, who runs a heavy metal band and is looking to do a gig in New York City.
Aware of Dante's love triangle with Caitlin Bree and Veronica, Silent Bob says to him, "You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, dude.
But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. Although it was filmed one year later, the events in Mallrats , released in , occur one day before the events in Clerks.
As fate would have it, a local game show called Truth or Date , which is set to feature Brandi, is to be filmed at the mall that day. Brodie asks Jay and Silent Bob to make sure the show does not happen, and Jay says they were going to destroy the stage anyway, for lack of anything better to do.
They make several attempts to destroy the stage, but fail. Later, they help Brodie and T. Jay incapacitates the male contestants on Truth or Date by getting them stoned , which allows Brodie and T.
Silent Bob overrides the production's video input, allowing him to play a video tape of Rene's new boyfriend, Shannon Hamilton Ben Affleck , having sex with a minor.
The film concludes with Brodie and T. In this film, Silent Bob is revealed to be an electronics expert and won a science fair in eighth grade by turning his mother's vibrator into a CD player using " chicken wire and shit".
Chasing Amy , released in , reveals that in the years since the events of Clerks , Jay and Silent Bob have found out that comic book artists Holden McNeil Ben Affleck and Banky Edwards Jason Lee created a popular independent comic book series entitled Bluntman and Chronic which stars the duo.
Though their love is initially passionate, the relationship begins to deteriorate when Holden discovers Alyssa's past. Toward the end of the film, Jay and Silent Bob meet Holden to accept their likeness rights payment, and during this meeting, Silent Bob tells Holden the story of his former girlfriend Amy.
Silent Bob explains, in his longest speech to date, that much like in Holden's relationship with Alyssa, he became distressed at the revelation of Amy's sexual past, specifically that she had engaged in a threesome.
Upon discovering this, he broke up with her, only to realize much later that he was wrong. He was not annoyed at her; rather, he felt embarrassed and crest-fallen, as if he would never be enough given his lack of experience, but by the time he realized this, it was too late, and she had moved on.
He has since spent his life "chasing Amy, so to speak". Moved by Silent Bob's story, Holden devises a plan to fix his relationship with Alyssa, but as in Silent Bob's past relationship, it is too late.
Holden passes the reins of power over the Bluntman and Chronic comic and creates a new comic named Chasing Amy , based on the relationship. The events in Dogma , released in , take place after their disappointing adventure in the fictional Shermer, Illinois the events of which are chronicled in the comic book story " Chasing Dogma ".
Jay and Silent Bob decide to go back home to New Jersey. Though she is unaware of the fact, Bethany is the last living relative of Jesus.
She has been charged with the holy quest of stopping two fallen angels, Bartleby Ben Affleck and Loki Matt Damon , from entering a church in New Jersey.
The two angels were expelled from Heaven after Loki got drunk, quit his position as the Angel of Death, and gave the finger to God; they realize that they can exploit a doctrinal loophole and get back into heaven if they lose their wings, are absolved of their sins, and then die by some means other than suicide.
Bartleby reasons that entering the church in New Jersey will automatically forgive all of their sins, as total remission of sins had been granted to whomever visited that specific church on a specific date, thus allowing them to return to Heaven.
Though they do not know it, if the two were to return to heaven this way, they would overturn God's decision, thus "proving God wrong" and unmaking all of existence.
The Metatron Alan Rickman tells Bethany that she is to follow two people who refer to themselves as " prophets ". This turns out to be Jay and Silent Bob, who rescue Bethany from some thugs.
She believes they are the prophets by Jay's statement that he "could have stayed in Jersey and at least made himself a 'profit'".
Though initially only interested in sex , Jay and Silent Bob agree to let her come with them. Jay and Silent Bob fulfill their roles as prophets: they predict the arrival of Rufus Chris Rock , the 13th apostle, who was left out of the Bible because he was black; they lead the others to former Muse Serendipity Salma Hayek ; they procure the divine instrument that will stop Azrael; Jay reveals the location of God "John Doe Jersey" ; and ultimately, though inadvertently, they provide Bethany with the solution to preventing Armageddon.
The Apostle Rufus also reveals that Jay entertains homosexual fantasies when masturbating causing Jay to reassure an uncomfortable Silent Bob, by explaining that he does not 'always' think about men.
During the journey, they also encounter Bartleby and Loki, and a host of demons who in rebellion against Hell are trying to help the angels cause the end of the world.
Silent Bob also speaks, saying "no ticket" a reference to Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade after throwing the rebel angels off a moving train, then being stared at by a speechless and concerned passenger.
Once at the church, Jay and Silent Bob, along with the others, try to stop the angels from entering. Loki has a change of heart and tries to help them out, but is killed by Bartleby in the process.
Though their efforts to fight Bartleby are unsuccessful in fact, Jay accidentally helps Bartleby out by shooting his wings off with a MAC , turning him to a mortal , God Alanis Morissette arrives, and proceeds to set things in order.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back , released in , takes place eight years after the events of Clerks. Having no place to loiter, they decide to pay a visit to Brodie Jason Lee , where they learn that Miramax Films is making a Bluntman and Chronic film.
They visit Holden McNeil, co-creator of the characters, and ask for the money that belongs to them for using their likenesses in the film, only to find out that he sold his half of the rights to Bluntman and Chronic to the other co-creator Banky Edwards Jason Lee ; after Holden introduces them to the internet, they also discover that a number of people have bashed the upcoming film and insulted Jay and Silent Bob numerous times.
Jay and Silent Bob decide that they must defend their honor, and embark on a road trip to Hollywood to stop the movie from being made and protect their reputations.
After being refused passage on a bus for not having tickets, they decide to hitch-hike there, and stop at a local Mooby's restaurant, whereupon Jay falls victim to love at first sight with Justice Shannon Elizabeth , an international jewel thief posing as an animal rights activist.
Justice offers them a ride under the pretense that they are traveling cross country to release animals from an animal-testing facility, much to the unhappiness of her partners Chrissy Ali Larter , Missy Jennifer Schwalbach Smith , and Sissy Eliza Dushku.
Once inside the facility, Jay and Silent Bob find a tranquilizer gun and the ape, an orangutan named Suzanne a reference to the ending scene in "Mallrats".
After springing her from her cage, Silent Bob becomes sympathetic for the other animals, so they let them loose, as well. In the meantime, the four women escape with the diamonds and place a bomb on the van; Jay and Silent Bob witness the van explode, and while assuming that Justice is dead, they manage to escape just as the authorities arrive.
Federal Wildlife Marshall Willenholly Will Ferrell arrives to take over the case, as it involves the release of animals. Suzanne is subsequently taken by the occupants of a car labeled "Critters of Hollywood".
Jay laments that they will never see Suzanne again, only to have Silent Bob angrily, and loudly, explain that the sign on the car also calling Jay a dumbfuck for not getting what Silent Bob's gesturing right after Suzanne was stolen was about indicated that they will probably meet up with Suzanne in Hollywood.
They are eventually able to hitch a ride and make it to Hollywood. There, they evade a security guard Diedrich Bader and make their way through multiple movie sets, including Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season.
They are reunited with Suzanne on the set of the then-fictional Scream 4 , where Suzanne is playing the part of a masked killer.
Pursued by a group of security guards, they are able to escape by riding a bicycle over a ramp a reference to the iconic E.
After learning this, Jay and Bob form a huddle in the corner and decide to beat up Biggs and Van Der Beek, but while their backs are turned, Suzanne does this for them.
Jay and Silent Bob then give the ape the tranquilizer gun and set her loose in the ventilation ducts.
They put on the Bluntman and Chronic outfits, so they will not be noticed, but are mistaken for Biggs and Van Der Beek, and are escorted to the set of the movie.
Despite the fact that they do not know what they are doing, once on set, filming begins. At this point, Justice enters the set to confess her love for Jay and admits her profession as a professional jewel thief; an unassuming Jay forgives her and they kiss.
Willenholly reappears with a shotgun, soon followed by Missy, Chrissy, and Sissy. Justice and Sissy fight hand-to-hand, while Missy and Chrissy get into a gun battle with Willenholly.
During the chaos, Jay and Silent Bob locate Banky Edwards and demand their money; after Banky refuses, Silent Bob breaks his silence and explains why Banky can be sued if he does not acquiesce to their demands.
Banky finally agrees to give them half of whatever he makes from the movie. After the fight, Willenholly stands up, believing he has killed Missy and Chrissy.
Suzanne takes this opportunity to shoot him in the buttocks with a tranquilizer dart, incapacitating him; Justice uses the situation to her advantage and offers Willeholly an opportunity to get into the FBI by turning herself in along with Missy, Sissy, and Chrissy, as long as she gets a reduced sentence and the charges against Jay and Silent Bob are dropped.
He agrees and Justice tells Jay to wait for her. Banky approaches Jay and Silent Bob and tells them that they are now rich. Jay expresses his displeasure at the fact that, despite all of their efforts, they were still unable to stop the internet insults.
They decide that the only way to achieve this, using their newfound wealth, is to visit and beat up everyone who had insulted them to the tune of "Kick Some Ass" by Stroke 9.
Now in their early 30s, Jay and Silent Bob had recently bought a car, but they were pulled over for driving with a deployed airbag. During the search, the police found a stash of marijuana and they were sentenced to six months of rehabilitation, where they become devoutly sober Christians.
Once out of rehab , they are clean, but continue to deal while trying to teach the word of God, in a manner similar to evangelists.
In one scene, Jay even suggests to a couple of buyers that they should read the "Holy Fucking" Bible. The Quick Stop where Dante worked was burned in a fire due to Randal leaving the coffee pot on, and Randal and Dante moved over to the Mooby 's fast food restaurant.
Jay and Silent Bob follow the two there. In the beginning of the film, Jay expresses some disillusionment at being a drug dealer and weighs on other ideas of what to do in life.
At one point during the movie, Jay, knowing boredom is the first step to relapse, dances to the song " Goodbye Horses " by Q Lazzarus after Silent Bob puts the tape in the boom box.
He parodies exactly the same dance done by Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs , complete with the "tuck", although it is alleged Jay has been doing this in real life before Silence of the Lambs was released.
Near the end of the film, they are jailed with Dante, Elias, and Randal, in which a donkey show is hired to celebrate Dante moving away.
Jay and Silent Bob were charged for possession of drugs, which violated their probation. They bear witness to Dante and Randal's fight in the jailhouse, but at first provide no meaningful help, with Silent Bob unable to come up with his usual wisdom and instead criticizing Jay for never contributing to a conversation.
Randal wants to reopen the Quick Stop with Dante, but neither of the two has the money, so Jay and Silent Bob offer some of the Bluntman and Chronic movie royalty money under the condition that the two are allowed to loiter outside the shop and that the police cannot be called to arrest them.
After the Quick Stop is reopened, Jay and Silent Bob return to where they started so many years ago, and promptly restart the "Goodbye Horses" routine.
They build a secret Fortress of Solitude beneath RST Video and acquire all the necessary gadgets and accessories to make them ideal crime-fighters.
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